Plot
The 2014 Grand Prix of Houston is on our way. Birdo (#2) said "The cultural difference between both groups is that we are not in the same group. Had Alena Zavarzina (#25) be in group 1, this would be a better relegation round for Benjamin Karl to Division I. This is considered Kazakhstan because of the group Yoshi was sent. But they sent Yoshi (#3) to group 1, and me to group 2. What a difference. Julie Zogg (#10), Birdo (#2), Alena Zavarzina (#25), Viktor Ahn (#7), Mao Asada (#12), Kim Yuna (#15) are all sent to Group 2. How are we going to do this?".
When Colombian rookie Huertas won, Birdo said "A Colombian sweep! Rahal and Briscoe are penalized 30 seconds due to avoidable contact. Yoshi bumps up to 9th. The two go down. Points leader falls. Julie Zogg finishes lower than Yoshi.".
Yoshi's team was happy with the race car moving on to the Firestone Fast Six. Then Birdo would be eliminated in the fast 12. During the race, #83 had to make contact with Yoshi, but the win still goes to Unanimous since Birdo beat Yoshi. Julie Zogg made contact in lap 76. In race 2, Yoshi won the pole, and crashed himself.
Cast
- Ina Meschik
- Julie Zogg
- Yoshi
- Birdo
- Alena Zavarzina
- Caroline Calve
- Julia Dujmovits
- Mao Asada
- Kim Yu-Na
- Group 1
| Car Number | Driver |
|---|---|
| 3 | Yoshi |
| 8 | Avril Lavigne |
| 9 | Toad |
| 11 | Marie Martinod |
| 18 | Patrizia Kummer |
| 20 | Adelina Sotnikova |
| 27 | Caroline Calve |
| 28 | Toadette |
| 34 | Yulia Lipnitskaya |
| 77 | Kim Yu-Na |
| 83 | Ina Meschik |
| 98 | Ariane Lavigne |
- Group 2
| Car Number | Driver |
|---|---|
| 2 | Birdo |
| 7 | Viktor Ahn |
| 10 | Julie Zogg |
| 12 | Mao Asada |
| 14 | Tomoka Takeuchi |
| 15 | Julia Dujmovits |
| 16 | Arianna Fontana |
| 17 | Natalia Soboleva |
| 19 | Nicolien Sauerbreij |
| 25 | Alena Zavarzina |
| 67 | Yekaterina Tudegesheva |
BATC Results
| Rank | No. | Contestant | Notes |
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Musical numbers
- In the movie, they don't see the three. But in my version, they see the three
- Michael Jackson is dead, but La Toya will take his spot.
- Half of the songs are sang by armwrestler Allen Ford.